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Yup., made it here alie and in one piece.; or possiblyu in pieces, cause after much fussings last night i fele more relaxed and together than i ave in a long, long time.\
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consider yesterday the best birthday ever.
will behorrible abour ereading flist, etc. sowwy.
now back to cuddling the kitties :D
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consider yesterday the best birthday ever.
will behorrible abour ereading flist, etc. sowwy.
now back to cuddling the kitties :D
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Jun. 18th, 2007 10:51 pmIf you are against small kittens being skinned and used for hats, post this sentence in your livejournal.
If you're some kind of kitten-hating hat-loving monster, don't bother. You fiend.
(In other news, i spndt a very confusing 20 minutes on the phone with Sttuart, skipped work due to teh ired and the fact that my wrist is KILING me, and have so much chinese leftovgeers there#'s no words for it. Stuart ois a very confuusing person. *shakes head*)
If you're some kind of kitten-hating hat-loving monster, don't bother. You fiend.
(In other news, i spndt a very confusing 20 minutes on the phone with Sttuart, skipped work due to teh ired and the fact that my wrist is KILING me, and have so much chinese leftovgeers there#'s no words for it. Stuart ois a very confuusing person. *shakes head*)
*headdesk*
Nov. 27th, 2006 08:35 amyou know. life rally, relaly does not like me. wnat to guess why?
You see, it is looking a LOT liek I am not going to be able to go to ireland. because i canöt actually afford. the.f ucking. plane tickets or ANYTHING: this is a fucking catasthrope of fucking impossible proportions *sigh*
I could probably just skip town and leave behind a hellish amount of bills and so forth, unpaid erent and shit. But - that would not be good because of the kitties. Because I nee to sort them out,t oo. and.. it is all just so fucking fucked up it is not funny.
*sigh*
I donöt suppose anyone is eilling to borrow me vast sums of money that I can start paying back in january? i get 400 euros back after 2 weeks, then 400 after 2 months and the last 400 4 months formt htere, and in addittion toa thta I am actually gtting paid, and i get my disability so.. i should be able to pay anyone willing to lend some within rasonable timeframe.
You see, it is looking a LOT liek I am not going to be able to go to ireland. because i canöt actually afford. the.f ucking. plane tickets or ANYTHING: this is a fucking catasthrope of fucking impossible proportions *sigh*
I could probably just skip town and leave behind a hellish amount of bills and so forth, unpaid erent and shit. But - that would not be good because of the kitties. Because I nee to sort them out,t oo. and.. it is all just so fucking fucked up it is not funny.
*sigh*
I donöt suppose anyone is eilling to borrow me vast sums of money that I can start paying back in january? i get 400 euros back after 2 weeks, then 400 after 2 months and the last 400 4 months formt htere, and in addittion toa thta I am actually gtting paid, and i get my disability so.. i should be able to pay anyone willing to lend some within rasonable timeframe.
*headdesk*
Nov. 7th, 2006 05:38 pmSo, i am curtrently trying to find an apartment in Dublin... the problem? I have cats. and finding one tht will not cripple me financially + will allow cats? absofuckingluytely impossible, it would seem.
so ther eis much angst at casa ara,f or she does nto wish to leave her fuzzies behind.
any of you guys netter with google than I am? or know any tips and tricks for me? *sigh*
so ther eis much angst at casa ara,f or she does nto wish to leave her fuzzies behind.
any of you guys netter with google than I am? or know any tips and tricks for me? *sigh*
So, this is my last day at home. and I sitill have way too many things to do *le sigh* Mostly, pack, pack, packpackpackpack, fix some clothes and make sure I can get this one place in Iver Heath or 2 weeks. (Which means, from oct 9th to oct 22nd, I will have a residence, le gasp. And therefore, anyone int he area is cordially invited to come over :P )
other thna that.. god but I m going to miss my c ats. and damn, but I am seriously tempted to go commit an ac of vandalism and steal a WASP gig poster that I saw when I was getting meds in town. But,t he place they are at?`has cameras *sigh* Wonder if I could get some random kid to bing me one or something...
other than that.. yeah, got to pack and do stuff. like.. stuff. *sigh* and tomorrow, must hit a record stor ein town for two things - Srockaluypse Special Edition and thewe Who's Your Daddy single.
Dear God but I feel like i am gonna explode....
now, i am off to perform some acts of cookery for me & mom.
I love love love you guys, you know.
other thna that.. god but I m going to miss my c ats. and damn, but I am seriously tempted to go commit an ac of vandalism and steal a WASP gig poster that I saw when I was getting meds in town. But,t he place they are at?`has cameras *sigh* Wonder if I could get some random kid to bing me one or something...
other than that.. yeah, got to pack and do stuff. like.. stuff. *sigh* and tomorrow, must hit a record stor ein town for two things - Srockaluypse Special Edition and thewe Who's Your Daddy single.
Dear God but I feel like i am gonna explode....
now, i am off to perform some acts of cookery for me & mom.
I love love love you guys, you know.
Kitty + Bling picspam!
Jul. 24th, 2006 08:07 pmUnder cut: lots of pictures of Carolina, one pic of Tarantino being piratey, 3 pics of my earring-bling (well, ok, very minor earring bling) and a huge bunch of my hand-bl8ing :D
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Random RL Entry of the day
Jul. 12th, 2006 07:54 pmSo, I just crawled out pof bed. and fuck, but my teeth hut. thnank God I have a dentist appointment onFriday. *sigh* I am of the suck, really.
had interesting dreasm. In addititon to some return-to-elementary-school kind of angst - which also included a neat-o bit where everyone, including people who made my life, came around me to shield me from an evil harpy of a teacher) some werid-ass spa kind of a place where I lost my cats (And sdiscovered them swimming - wtf?) some weird aliends, then this one thing wherre I was climbing up a rock wall with - gasp! - Lordi because... I canöt believe it but it was some sort of a ninja thing. *shakes head* there were tons of fake swords and collapsable ceilings 9involved, but by the time we got up that wall, he disappeared.
He did reappear again, though. Shooting of a music video.. in some sort of a tunnel water dride - kinda like love tunnel but.. not, with the band on a float and bunch of fans, yours truly included, following in the water. THe song was all sorts of haunting and I canöt remember it at all. Curses on the fact that the band stayed afloat and as we came out of the tunnel, disappeared comnpletely *pouts* I wanted them in the water, too! (Yes, i ahev a thing for seeing Lordi wet. sharrup)
But.. yeah, nice dreams. And had the cat curled up around my feet, so tht is of the goodness.
Now, it is back to writing and possibly baking something. I foresee a rghubarb cobblery thing.... and possibly cookies. or.. something.
had interesting dreasm. In addititon to some return-to-elementary-school kind of angst - which also included a neat-o bit where everyone, including people who made my life, came around me to shield me from an evil harpy of a teacher) some werid-ass spa kind of a place where I lost my cats (And sdiscovered them swimming - wtf?) some weird aliends, then this one thing wherre I was climbing up a rock wall with - gasp! - Lordi because... I canöt believe it but it was some sort of a ninja thing. *shakes head* there were tons of fake swords and collapsable ceilings 9involved, but by the time we got up that wall, he disappeared.
He did reappear again, though. Shooting of a music video.. in some sort of a tunnel water dride - kinda like love tunnel but.. not, with the band on a float and bunch of fans, yours truly included, following in the water. THe song was all sorts of haunting and I canöt remember it at all. Curses on the fact that the band stayed afloat and as we came out of the tunnel, disappeared comnpletely *pouts* I wanted them in the water, too! (Yes, i ahev a thing for seeing Lordi wet. sharrup)
But.. yeah, nice dreams. And had the cat curled up around my feet, so tht is of the goodness.
Now, it is back to writing and possibly baking something. I foresee a rghubarb cobblery thing.... and possibly cookies. or.. something.
*yawn* + eeek
Jul. 9th, 2006 04:33 pmSleep, sleep,, glorious sleep.. rnadom dreams, but no Lordi, which makes Ara a sad critter and therefore, she will be writing up a storm. She has lots of things to work on, after all :D
it was fun in the dream - I was in a computer game of some sort, with the purpose of.. mopping osme castle doros and making sure allt he traps worked, it seemedfd. I was the retain3r of some crazy old creep. and before that? weird shenigans on an airport. and me with way too many baggages. *shakes head*
In other, less-than-nice news, was woken by a call from my dastardly uncle who should bloody well burn in hell. but he rtold me something drastic, so therefore, it is good he claled. Cause apparently, there is some guy in town who traps cats and kills them - collared/earmarked/chipped or not. *sahudders*
So you can imagine the glares at my direction now that the cat-window us definitely closed.
I miust ask mom if she can sic someone, even y uncle if need be, into fixing the cat cage outside my window - right now, it is totally ruined and the cats got our of it with ease in the beginning, too. Because I want to give them fresh air and sunlight, if not going to be able to let them roam out lovely little neighbourhood... *sigh*
But.. yeah. Wiull be at leasst attmpting to writer now - have some idea what will happen but there is this lslight issue of not knowing HOW to do it :P
*hugs everyone*
it was fun in the dream - I was in a computer game of some sort, with the purpose of.. mopping osme castle doros and making sure allt he traps worked, it seemedfd. I was the retain3r of some crazy old creep. and before that? weird shenigans on an airport. and me with way too many baggages. *shakes head*
In other, less-than-nice news, was woken by a call from my dastardly uncle who should bloody well burn in hell. but he rtold me something drastic, so therefore, it is good he claled. Cause apparently, there is some guy in town who traps cats and kills them - collared/earmarked/chipped or not. *sahudders*
So you can imagine the glares at my direction now that the cat-window us definitely closed.
I miust ask mom if she can sic someone, even y uncle if need be, into fixing the cat cage outside my window - right now, it is totally ruined and the cats got our of it with ease in the beginning, too. Because I want to give them fresh air and sunlight, if not going to be able to let them roam out lovely little neighbourhood... *sigh*
But.. yeah. Wiull be at leasst attmpting to writer now - have some idea what will happen but there is this lslight issue of not knowing HOW to do it :P
*hugs everyone*
Ramblerambleramble...
Jun. 2nd, 2006 01:39 amSo.
Saw the scale. Loss"! am down to 136.3/300.5 - you can imagine how bloody firustrating THAT is!
Am going to go buy the boots today. Along with, le gasp, FOOD . I am rather damned hungy but not feeling like eating.. which sucks a lot.
I have Plans for Halloween now.
Makeup is still being worked on.
Canpt find my snake ring :(
Who's Your Daddy is my favorite Lordi song. if they paly it at the gig, ia mg gonna DIE. Or spontaneously orgasm. or both.
Sister told me that the magazzine with the short editiorial I wrote has arrived.t hey gacve it half a page! :D She will be sending it to me asap.
Other than that... not much else really. catd atre still fuzzy, andTarantino looks... well, rather bizarre with the huge tangles coming off as mats. But since it is sunmmertime, he should be okay :D
A nd I made an appointment with the piercer for noon on the 9th. Cartilage piercing. :D
Saw the scale. Loss"! am down to 136.3/300.5 - you can imagine how bloody firustrating THAT is!
Am going to go buy the boots today. Along with, le gasp, FOOD . I am rather damned hungy but not feeling like eating.. which sucks a lot.
I have Plans for Halloween now.
Makeup is still being worked on.
Canpt find my snake ring :(
Who's Your Daddy is my favorite Lordi song. if they paly it at the gig, ia mg gonna DIE. Or spontaneously orgasm. or both.
Sister told me that the magazzine with the short editiorial I wrote has arrived.t hey gacve it half a page! :D She will be sending it to me asap.
Other than that... not much else really. catd atre still fuzzy, andTarantino looks... well, rather bizarre with the huge tangles coming off as mats. But since it is sunmmertime, he should be okay :D
A nd I made an appointment with the piercer for noon on the 9th. Cartilage piercing. :D
Welcoem to the madhouse...
May. 8th, 2006 03:46 pmTarotaro is home! :D
Screw the smoothies and salads diet. I am oging to do my best to make them a major staple, but the store had steaks on sale so.... :D
In other news, Casa Ara will officially become a madhouse this THursday: Why, you ask? SImple.
I am getting a dog.
yes, you heard me right. A bona fide dog. Generic yellow mutt, 3 year old bitch that is used to cats and reasonably-sized. Playful and likes walking.
I know I am cerazy. But it is good kind of crazy.
Screw the smoothies and salads diet. I am oging to do my best to make them a major staple, but the store had steaks on sale so.... :D
In other news, Casa Ara will officially become a madhouse this THursday: Why, you ask? SImple.
I am getting a dog.
yes, you heard me right. A bona fide dog. Generic yellow mutt, 3 year old bitch that is used to cats and reasonably-sized. Playful and likes walking.
I know I am cerazy. But it is good kind of crazy.
Tarantino is missing :(
Also, someone smack me, for if I can arrange for transporattion from LIminka to Pudasjärvi, I will be getting a dog.
In other news, I intend to see if I can stay on a salads-and-smoothies-only diet until Friday, when I have my next weigh-in. Thus, salad reciopes ar emuchly appreciated.
Also, someone smack me, for if I can arrange for transporattion from LIminka to Pudasjärvi, I will be getting a dog.
In other news, I intend to see if I can stay on a salads-and-smoothies-only diet until Friday, when I have my next weigh-in. Thus, salad reciopes ar emuchly appreciated.
Well, I'm bnack
Apr. 21st, 2006 10:46 amWell, i am home now. Will go out for pizza and shoppage with sister soon. bacjk home was.. interesting. Will talk about it in lentgth later, but dsuffice to say I wanted to scry before we ebvben left town. Sister suggestinjg I should elet the creep of an uncle kill Carolina's kittens did it.
And yes, you read that right: Carolina is preggers. there are going to be kittens in Casa Ara sometime soon. Wish me luck - because damn, I am going to need it.
taht, or a herd dog. got to hope that the crteep uncle breeds his awesomelyu pretty and sweet and nice dog, henna, soon.
adn therwe will be pictures. Only not that many - just had a 16 mb card along.
WQell, we are off now. Will be catching up on the flist soon.
And in toher news? Jen is back. With XP. Working like a dream :D
And yes, you read that right: Carolina is preggers. there are going to be kittens in Casa Ara sometime soon. Wish me luck - because damn, I am going to need it.
taht, or a herd dog. got to hope that the crteep uncle breeds his awesomelyu pretty and sweet and nice dog, henna, soon.
adn therwe will be pictures. Only not that many - just had a 16 mb card along.
WQell, we are off now. Will be catching up on the flist soon.
And in toher news? Jen is back. With XP. Working like a dream :D
random rambles...
Mar. 13th, 2006 11:44 pmSDooo, on a message baord I frequent,t here is a thread about spanking as a punishment ofr kids, I am not getting involved there, becuase I hate arguments, andd as such I intend to kust stfuy on the subject but it has made me think. a lot.
As it is, when I will have kids, I ammost definitwely going to be the sort of a mother who uses the classic line "You just wait till your father gets home" -. namely, because I do not trust myself fdor meting out suitable repercussions for a child's actuions.
case in point; when I was a kid, mom often used a switch on me. I remember thinking two things - one, that I would never hit my kids like that, never pull their hair or smakt hem or anything. and the second? Just wait till i ahve kids, and I can dot hre same to them... which illustrates the point quite well. After years and years of abuse from mom, the systerm, and a lot of other folks, I simply do not trust myself with discipline.
So yeah. I will definitely let the future Mr. Ara take care of that.
(of course this will mostly only apply when the kidlelets are older but still...)
and on other news, I dragged out 3 bags of terash and the cats peed ont he floor *sigh*
As it is, when I will have kids, I ammost definitwely going to be the sort of a mother who uses the classic line "You just wait till your father gets home" -. namely, because I do not trust myself fdor meting out suitable repercussions for a child's actuions.
case in point; when I was a kid, mom often used a switch on me. I remember thinking two things - one, that I would never hit my kids like that, never pull their hair or smakt hem or anything. and the second? Just wait till i ahve kids, and I can dot hre same to them... which illustrates the point quite well. After years and years of abuse from mom, the systerm, and a lot of other folks, I simply do not trust myself with discipline.
So yeah. I will definitely let the future Mr. Ara take care of that.
(of course this will mostly only apply when the kidlelets are older but still...)
and on other news, I dragged out 3 bags of terash and the cats peed ont he floor *sigh*
So I did go to the gym.w as fun - worked out prewttyu good, then went to swimn. Spen an hour swemming and swam - *drumroll* 1250m. It is mnaking me awesomely happy since the first time I went, last Tuesdya, i also swam for an hour but that was kjust 1000 m - it is actual notable progress! :D
In other news, I am not going to the gym tomorrow. Simply put, I can´t afford it. *sigh`* just... no way can I keep filling up the gym card as often as I'fd like so.. just got to see if I an get more freebies.
also the cats peed on my coat. *sigh*
NOw, i am rahter tired and might just go to bed.. or not, because I wnat to talk to people, damn it. I never maneage it these days `*sigh*
Also: I ordered a magazine last summer, and they offered a MP3 player as a freebie. itr arrived today. Guess who will be listenng to music at the gym next time she goes there?
(and on a totally untrelated note, not going to do the thing where you nbend over the bench thing and do.. stuff to strenghten your nback muscles if there is anyone else at the gym - my boonbs fall out of my shirtt!
ETA: For once my sister is useful! No more worries about affording the gym , she is sendineg me money for it :D
In other news, I am not going to the gym tomorrow. Simply put, I can´t afford it. *sigh`* just... no way can I keep filling up the gym card as often as I'fd like so.. just got to see if I an get more freebies.
also the cats peed on my coat. *sigh*
NOw, i am rahter tired and might just go to bed.. or not, because I wnat to talk to people, damn it. I never maneage it these days `*sigh*
Also: I ordered a magazine last summer, and they offered a MP3 player as a freebie. itr arrived today. Guess who will be listenng to music at the gym next time she goes there?
(and on a totally untrelated note, not going to do the thing where you nbend over the bench thing and do.. stuff to strenghten your nback muscles if there is anyone else at the gym - my boonbs fall out of my shirtt!
ETA: For once my sister is useful! No more worries about affording the gym , she is sendineg me money for it :D
*headdesk*
Feb. 6th, 2006 03:50 pmAs you can guess, my internet is v. dead. Am reachabvle by e-mail and IRC only and even then, slightly spåoradically.... I have to wait for the computer to crash, mess weith the date setting,s, anbd THEN I can access the damned internet beyondf'd the frontpage of google.fi"!
Good news? Jen's done, reasonably cheap too. Bad news? I have no way of bringing her home. Not until WEednesday earliest. *sigh*
So yeah,. Ara is annoyeds. And pissed offa tht he stupidity of people. The guy who uusually gives me ridwes, fizxes my bike, all that? totaled his car, nearly got n'himself killed and his DL suspended for dreiving drunk! off his ass. *sigh* am just glad he didn'´t get hurt bad... but why do people have to be that stupid?
other than that not much to say. not feeling v. good due to the meds but... I'll live.
Other than that`
Yup, more prayers. Because I think they are spiffy. Deal with it.
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Good news? Jen's done, reasonably cheap too. Bad news? I have no way of bringing her home. Not until WEednesday earliest. *sigh*
So yeah,. Ara is annoyeds. And pissed offa tht he stupidity of people. The guy who uusually gives me ridwes, fizxes my bike, all that? totaled his car, nearly got n'himself killed and his DL suspended for dreiving drunk! off his ass. *sigh* am just glad he didn'´t get hurt bad... but why do people have to be that stupid?
other than that not much to say. not feeling v. good due to the meds but... I'll live.
Other than that`
Yup, more prayers. Because I think they are spiffy. Deal with it.
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My bathroom is flooding, everything is majorly messy, and I have no idea who I can ask to look after the kitties while I am away.
*sigh*
Oh well, at least picking out clothes is working out well enough....
oh, also. Bacon + cream cheese + sweet chiöli sauce = OT3. Especially with veggies.
*sigh*
Oh well, at least picking out clothes is working out well enough....
oh, also. Bacon + cream cheese + sweet chiöli sauce = OT3. Especially with veggies.
Have heard from the guy., Am waiting for new e-mail. Hope he likes the pics I sent *blush*
Also, I gfit in pants I haven't fit in for ages. Much wheeness there. Celebrateed wqith blueberry cobbler... and yes, I knows. Teh Irony!
Sistewrling tells dad is ok, if groggy.
Mommy's little Carolina brougght home her first mouse. Anm SO proud of her! TOo bad my mom stole my camera so the pics are going to happen in the furtre - when the normal pix I took get developed...
Nothing much else, really.
Also, I gfit in pants I haven't fit in for ages. Much wheeness there. Celebrateed wqith blueberry cobbler... and yes, I knows. Teh Irony!
Sistewrling tells dad is ok, if groggy.
Mommy's little Carolina brougght home her first mouse. Anm SO proud of her! TOo bad my mom stole my camera so the pics are going to happen in the furtre - when the normal pix I took get developed...
Nothing much else, really.
Randoms! Memes! Music!
Jun. 27th, 2005 01:12 amfrom :
Please leave a one word comment that you think best describes me and why.
It can only be one word. No more.
Then copy/paste this in your journal so I may leave a word about you.
Anbd a funnysent by my friend Christine:
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:
8:00 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m.Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m.Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m.Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m.Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m.Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
6:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:
Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an
informant, he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time ...
*snicker*
And lastly? Music. Go here. Download the song. Listen to it. Read the below.
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Got that one from The Guy.
Please leave a one word comment that you think best describes me and why.
It can only be one word. No more.
Then copy/paste this in your journal so I may leave a word about you.
Anbd a funnysent by my friend Christine:
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:
8:00 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m.Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m.Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m.Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m.Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m.Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
6:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:
Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an
informant, he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time ...
*snicker*
And lastly? Music. Go here. Download the song. Listen to it. Read the below.
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Got that one from The Guy.
