Meme!

[arabwel]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

I know everyone else did this ages back :P

Comments

[misskass.livejournal.com]

Remember that whole week we spent in Hawaii? Plenty of sun and sand and fun for everyone ^__^ Well, except that whale that got beached, but the animal people managed to fix that up pretty quickly.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Yup, that was so much fun. especailly when we had those five cabana boys each :D

[misskass.livejournal.com]

That must've been the best part of the trip! Except they got pretty expensive after a while...

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Yeah... oh well, such is life. The look on those bimbnos' faces was worht it, tho :D

[misskass.livejournal.com]

Hah, they were looking daggers at us. It was so much fun to just walk past them with all these cute boys trailing us.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Yup... methinks the blonde one who boasted about being the hottest chick on the island was the most miffed, even more so when you "accidentally" sapilled ytour drink all over her :D

[misskass.livejournal.com]

Hottest chick on the island? Not likely with teeth like hers, all yellowed and gross. With all the other things she obviously had fixed (eg. BOOBS), couldn't she have done something about her teeth?

Mmm, spilling my drink on her was fun. 'Twas all sticky over that pretty dress of hers.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

that was definitely one of the worst boobjobs I have ever seen, yeah...

her pretty designer knockoff, you mean :D

[misskass.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have meant anything else. And it wasn't even a good replica, it looked like she just pulled it out of one of those charity bins and primped it up a little.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Indeed. And those idiot frat boys were all fawning over her - what the hell were they thinkin=?

Wiat, they weren't, they all knew she was easy.

[clotpolelis.livejournal.com]

So I remember this one time, when we were at the gym together, when this really really hot guy kept checking you out. He was about 6'2", looked spanish, and was beautifully built. He asked us if we were single, and when we both said yes, he invited us to a wild orgy at his place that evening. When we got there, it was filled with the members of N'SYNC and the Backstreet Boys, all wearing leather thongs (and that's all!) so we had wild sex with them. It was exciting. I'm glad they turned out not to be so vanilla after all, eh? That was one of the most informative and exhilarating nights of my life :)

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

*nodnodnod*

yeah,t aht was one hell of a night. I still remember fondly watching Kev fucvking Nick - I always knew that guy was a little bitch :D

[clotpolelis.livejournal.com]

And remember when Lance got his nose stuck in Justin's thong? I didn't think they'd recover from that one, but he still had the energy to serenade you!

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Yeah that was pretty awesome. Just like your dip in the jell-o påool with HOwiee - you ever get that stuff off your bra?

[clotpolelis.livejournal.com]

well, it still glows in the dark, but in the light it's not visible...

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

that's good, because it looked fgood on you - I am sure that the guys agree since they pretty much needed infustriial equipment to get their jaws off the floor-..---

[clotpolelis.livejournal.com]

And a glow-in-the-dark bra's kinda hot.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Yujp. Makes sure the guy can home in ;D

[ariskari.livejournal.com]

Remember that weekend where we went out friday night and then woke up saturday morning in the middle of France? And there was that inflatable sheep dressed in a suit and tied to a tree?

I swear, I should never have listened to that guy when we bet I couldn't down that pint.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Oh yesm, I remember that one *shdders* I am just glad that we had some clothes on by the time everyone else arrived.-.-..

[ariskari.livejournal.com]

It was especially strange seeing as we began the evening in LA.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Yeah.. at lkeast this time there were no hookers involved. I think.

[ariskari.livejournal.com]

I don't think there were any, although that girl dressed as a catholic priest was a little dodgy.

This was probably a slightly bad thing to bring up considering everything went slightly fuzzy after that thing with the balloons.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

.... that wasn't a girl. I think.

the balloons made it a little fuzzy, yeah, but I distinctly remember that someone - I think it was the tall, dark & handome one - mentioned something about glitter...

[ariskari.livejournal.com]

Well they were wearing high heels and suspenders. I chose not to investigate further.

Glitter? I must have been too drunk to remember that because I'm drawing a complete blank.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Well, there was definite bulging.....

I am not sure if it was glitter. It MIGHT have been just feathers or something.

[ariskari.livejournal.com]

I guess. Oh well, I suppose it doesn't matter. I don't intend to be in a position to run into 'Father Trixie' again.

Feathers! I think I remember now! There was that costume. One of the singers was wearing it and it was all elaborate with these big angel wings and the crooked halo. But I was more interested in the dancers with the oil and the leather.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Me neither *shudder*

yeah, mustn's forget the dancers! They were awesome.. I did like the one with the fallen angel look, he weas tall amnd yummuyy and soooo debaucherous....

[ariskari.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's why he stuck in your memory a little more. You were watching the fallen angel man, while I was concentrating on the guys who were gyrating randomly about the stage.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

I am rather certain I did more than watch, I HAve a distinctr memory of being pushed against a wall and... *cough*

Burt I do remember the other dudes as well., first time I ever did see sex on a stage,

[ariskari.livejournal.com]

Yeah...that was fun. If only I could remember where it was, we could go back and see if they were still there.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

yeah *le sigh*

in other news, I got some majorly rambly ideas when I fdragged my arse to the gyn ere. the fantasy bunny...

[pherring.livejournal.com]

Remember the night that I was your delivery driver. You answered the door half dressed and then you kidnapped me into your apartment. My work called just as I pitched my phone out the 8th story window.