Bleh

After I split my tongue on a fucking LOLLIPOP and nearly broke the backspace of my keyboard, I must declare today a complete effing loss.

Not a damn thing has gone right today *sigh*

IU am jsut glad I didnöt rttry to bake cookies, cause I probably would ghave gotten serious burns or something.

ugh.. right now, i ould kill for a backrun. and a footrub, too. prefereably given to me by someone tall,d ark and handsoeme. that is the only problem with fancying Lordiu, you know? those claws make fopr AWESOME xrcitches but make massages kind of impossible :P

but yeah. going to retreat to bed now. tosday is an official LOSS:

Mporning

Nothing has gone wrong yet. Waiting for mom's ex to come over so he can read the water meter (yay for having backache as a convinient excuse for why the bathroom is a fucking disaster area, including the litter box *sigh* Also, he will drag me tot he store,w hich is of the yay. I want my caffeine *pouts*

other than that, I am achy as hell but feelingbetter. and noticed that dor some reqson i always keep thinking when hearing the beginning of "When i am queen" by jack off Jillt hat ist is wa Lordi song - probably because it is kind of crepy,w itht he crackles and the haunting stuff. reminds me of Blood Red Sandman, actulaly.

today will probably involve baking cookies.Peanur t butter cooies, to boot.

*ramble*

In other news, I am now officially gonna be branded as a fucking freak since it was not mom's ex who read my water meter, it was a friend of his.a nd he saw the urtter fucking mess and probably will talk 'sigh*

In other news, I sdeem to have been turned into the resident concritter at SP. wtf? I know jack about giving goof crit. *sigh* but someone's got to do it I suppose... incidentally, i foresee posting the new and shinye dited ÄMM sometime this week. the sewuel is totallys talled, though. THe nice little old lady who first asked me for crit, she's been readin ÄMM and liking it - and the fun part? I fdo believe she is swooning all over Ox. I swear, that guy is SUCH a babe magnet! *giggle*Ä why does that give me some v. vague bunnies?

I will probably attempt baking cookies today. Peantutbiutte,r since those are the only ones I can do.ö Most likely with white chocolate drizzled on top :P

Other thant that.. um, not much really except that it has become abundantly clear thaty FotM and there sequels will have EVERYTHING fanbrat tend to fuck up. *sigh* no pressure at all, nope, none.. *sigh*

buh?

So okay. anyone genius enough to help me figure out why the hell is my sidebar at the bottom of the page when I am viewing my friends pagge? :/ i am useing firefox, du. and it shows up the right way on my actual journal page. it's.. just, you know, wtf?

Other than that, operation cookies is... going rather badly actuallybut I do hope the result will be edible. Next time? check there's enough sugar. *sigh*

*facepalm*

So. baking cookies led to a bag of runny white chocolate exploding at me. Ahirt anbd hand covered in it. THen ok, I manage to do the cookies. but when I pick a cookie and come to my desk? I manage to stumble, nearly break my desk fan (as in, managed to jury rig it into back working) and the cookie? lands runny chcolate-down... on my digital camera.

You can imagine how much of a good day today is.

In good news, though - thanks to rallymama I ma now the proud owner of an OMGWTFBBQ-necklace.:D

other thant htat, both the layout issue and the girlbit issue have solved themselves magically. which is goodness cause it measn no need to fiddle with settings or go see a doc. and the issues should be done with by the time Ropecon happens...

But yeah. today? shoudl not havegotten out of bed.

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