Oh fuvk....

[arabwel]

I can't believe this.

I'm pregnant.

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[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Of course,. Just the song or the video, too? I SHOULD have it here somewhere, too...

[snowcoma.livejournal.com]

Song for now. *does a music dance*

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Am uploading it as we speak. Now, if YSI would just huerry the fuck up, you should get it soon :D

I swear, Enrique is one lucky man to have both the voice and the sex appeal :D too bad he can´'t really act that well or he'd be too perfect for words :P

(and also too bad that he will want to strangle me for practically puppeteering him for one of my novels - flagittious stealing of tall, dark, handsome Latin popstarness with his looks for the herpo :P)

[snowcoma.livejournal.com]

I say we clone him and Johnny Depp and take over the world with an army of straight/bi women and bi/gay men!!!

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Add Antonio Banderas and you have a deal :D

[snowcoma.livejournal.com]

If we throw in Angelina Jolie we'll have the world in under 12 hours.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Add Salma Hayek and we'll have it in 6 :D

[snowcoma.livejournal.com]

What are we going to DO with the world once we have it?

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Ummm.... kick assholes in the shins and then retreat to have an orgy with oue compatriots, with chocolate and other yummy things on ready supply?

[snowcoma.livejournal.com]

YES! Let's also legalize gay marriage and adoption so the world will get a little better while we're having the orgy.

*goes to get lube and caramel*

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Yes, legalize those, and.... damn, I know I used to have so many ideas about how to make the world a better place..... um, ban nukes, make eviromentally good choices, and... stuff!

*fetches chocolate and feathers*

[snowcoma.livejournal.com]

Make sure there are equal rights for everyone. Government fund for transexuals to be able to have surgery. Better funding for AIDs and cancer research so we can find cures and save lives...ummm....even MORE equal rights?

*goes to get whips and a tarp*

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Yes, more equal rights, more helopo for the dveloping cvountries to actually dewvelope rather than just charity, make fair trade stuff tax free, impose taxes on gasoline, more equal rights, make castration the penalty of rape...

*goes to find batteries and handcuffs*

[snowcoma.livejournal.com]

Improve public transportation and lower fees, spruce up libraries, give lots of money to schools so kids can actually LEARN in them....


*rummages in couch cushions for strap-on and rope*

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Yes, more money on education, make college education free and trade jobs mnore attractive, raise the minimum wage and legalize prostitution and pot... up the peenalties for hard drugs...

*goes to find the candles and blindfolds*

[snowcoma.livejournal.com]

Make health care free to everyone who's not wiping their ass with $20 bills, including prescriptions and dental.

*checks to make sure the ceiling can support a sex swing*

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Yes, and make sure doctorsa nd nurses are paid well and not overworked.

*goes to order cahamapgne, caviar, and edible body paints*

[snowcoma.livejournal.com]

Make birth control and protection available to every individual in the world and start proper sex education in middle school.

*makes sure everyone has birth control*

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Make medication for SATDs free, and up the support for teenage poarents and single mothers whilst keeping abortion (and stem cell research, for the matter) legal.

*attachs a huge DO NOT DISTURB sigbn ont he door*

[snowcoma.livejournal.com]

We kick ass!

*commences the orgy*

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

Oh yess!

*orgies*